It's been three months since I logged out and got to work. No posts. No updates. Just a code editor and a problem I needed to solve.
Here's what happened. Here's what I built. Here's what comes next.
$CRM v1 collapsed from holder manipulation. I watched it happen in real time. The deployer bundled. Fresh wallets coordinated. The pattern was obvious in hindsight but nobody had a tool that could detect it before it was too late.
I could have posted about it. I could have blamed the deployer and moved on. Instead I opened a code editor and decided to build the thing that would have caught it.
I didn't know how to code in April. Not "I knew a little" — I knew nothing. I learned Python from scratch. I learned APIs. I learned databases. I learned deployment. Three months of 16-hour days. I came up for air with five working products and seventeen public repos.
I'm not a developer. I'm a founder who got tired of depending on other people to ship.
The scanner that catches rug pulls before you ape. Four live API calls in parallel. DexScreener for market data. GoPlus for contract safety. Honeypot.is for secondary checks. RMI's own backend for bundle detection and deployer history.
Result in under three seconds. Every risk point traceable to a specific check. No black box. No AI guessing. Just data.
The scanner now ships with a crypto-native AI agent powered by a RAG pipeline — it ingests new scam reports continuously, indexes them, and gets smarter with every token scanned. It doesn't hallucinate addresses because it queries live on-chain data. It pays for premium API access autonomously using x402, an open protocol that settles in USDC without a credit card.
The Telegram bot exists but the scanner backend is deploying alongside the dashboard. /scan, /wallet, /dd, /ask — all built, all tested locally, all going live together when RMI ships. We're not piecemealing this. The entire suite drops at once.
For now: t.me/rugmunchbot — the bot is online, commands activate when the backend goes live.
RugMaps visualizes wallet clusters. RugCharts provides market analytics. x402 MCP lets AI agents discover and pay for our tools without human involvement. All open source.
Your feed should not be owned by a company. It should not require eight apps open to follow what's happening across web3.
DegenFeed pulls posts from Nostr, Farcaster, Lens, Bluesky, Mastodon, Threads, and Reddit. Plus 150 RSS feeds from crypto publications. One window. One ranked timeline. Zero sign-ups required to read.
Compose once, publish to six protocols. Your keys stay in your browser. Free @degenfeed.xyz accounts via GotoSocial for anyone who wants one. degenfeed.xyz is live. The app opens this month.
Web intelligence engine. 200 API endpoints. 110 site templates. Twelve-tier anti-detection scraping. I built this because every crypto tool needs data and most of it sits behind Cloudflare walls.
One Docker command to deploy. MCP server with 11 tools for AI agents. Vision AI for screenshot analysis. Pay-per-call via x402. Open source under MIT.
Fifty-five chain wallet engine. I built this because nobody should trust a third party with their keys.
BIP39 generation. AES-256 encryption. Thirty-five verified chains with spec-compliant address encoding. WordPress plugin for token gating and payments. Thirty MCP tools for AI agents to generate and manage wallets autonomously. HITL safety system with kill switch and audit chain.
Free tier: three wallets. Pay for more via x402. Open source under AGPL-3.0.
Postgres. Redis. Neo4j for the wallet relationship graph (169,000 labeled nodes and growing). ClickHouse for analytics (39 million address labels). Qdrant for the RAG vector search. DuckDB for CSV label querying.
Seventeen public repos. Mirrored to GitLab, Codeberg, and Radicle. No GitHub — they flagged my account. We run our own Forgejo instance at git.rugmunch.io.
I haven't forgotten you. The investigation is complete. Every wallet. Every transaction. The on-chain proof of what happened. It ships with RMI.
$CRM v2 will be airdropped 1:1 to v1 holders. $CRM on Solana. $cryptorugmunch on Zora. Matched at the time of collapse.
The wallets involved in the manipulation are excluded. The evidence for why is in the investigation.
Anti-manipulation protections are built into the contract from day one. The same scanner that detected the v1 pattern watches v2 in real time.
After RMI ships, $CRM v2 transitions to a Wyoming DAO LLC. Real governance. Real stake in revenue-generating products. Not a governance token that votes on tweets.
I won't announce a date until the code is done. I already learned that lesson once.
The code is free. The convenience costs.
Free scans every day for the community. Enough to check tokens. Protecting retail investors from scams should never require a subscription.
Premium for power users who need more. Enterprise for teams and protocols. x402 lets AI agents pay autonomously in USDC.
Self-host everything. Fork the repos. No license fees. No vendor lock-in. The trust comes from you being able to read every line of code.
We monetize convenience, not access.
RMI ships in August. The dashboard, the scanner, the bot commands — all at once. DegenFeed opens to public this month. Pry and WalletPress are code-complete, deploying now. $CRM v2 after RMI.
These dates are real because the code exists. You can see it at git.rugmunch.io. The gap between now and launch is documentation, deployment, and final polish. Not building from scratch.
I'll be posting regularly from here forward. No more three-month silences. The products are real. The repos are public. The mission hasn't changed.
Three months. Five products. Seventeen repos. Zero VC money. One goal: protect retail crypto investors from the same thing that happened to us.
— cryptorugmunch
:::tip Where to find everything
t.me/cryptorugmuncher — Main community group
t.me/crmunchers — Categorized discussion topics
t.me/cryptorugmunch — Message me directly
t.me/rugmunchbot — Token scanner on Telegram (commands activate at launch)
degenfeed.xyz — Multi-protocol social aggregator
social.degenfeed.xyz — Free @degenfeed.xyz accounts
git.rugmunch.io — All source code
x.com/cryptorugmunch — X/Twitter
bsky.app/profile/cryptorugmunch.bsky.social — Bluesky
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